Fiona Lines Scene 9

Pied Piper enters

Well, good morning Pied Piper.

Pied Piper: Bah! So good about it? I can't get these racks to follow me!

Well, I think you may need to change your tune, Mister!

Donkey: morning, princess.

Good Morning, man!

Shrek: you're awfully chipper.

And why shouldn't I be? It's a new day full of promise and fresh starts!

Shrek: it is?

Yes. And the first thing I'd like to do was apologize for my behavior yesterday. We obviously got off on the wrong foot, and I'd like to make it up to you.

Shrek: you would?

Yes, you did rescue me after all. So I've gathered A basket of berries for the trip, and I made you each a daisy chain! I don't long journey ahead of us. To Duloc!

Donkey: a road trip! Yes! Punch buggy!

Wow! So, tell me about my groom to be, Lord farquad. What's he like?

Shrek: well, let me put it this way, princess-men are far quad stature are in short supply.

Really?

Shrek: yeah, but he is a little intimidating.

Well he must be!

What are you doing?

Shrek: what? Just saying you might want to lower your expectations a bit. Yeah, like 3 feet or so.

All right yuck it up. Doesn't bother me. Not today. After a lifetime of misery, things are finally going my way.

Shrek: must've been very nice to have a roof and a cozy bed. Which is more than I had when I left home.

You're not actually comparing yourself to what I endured.

Things you don't know, you know. About me. About how rough I had it!

I mean about my life!

Cushy! Are you kidding?