Is that...spelled right?
Uh-huh.
Skronking?
That's right - warm that up?
Skronking?
No skronking.
What...is skronking?
Skronking?
Am I skronking?
If you were, we'd let you know. Believe me. We don't allow it.
I don't know what it is.
You're better off. Stay in your safe secure little world.
I'm - curious.
About - skronking?
About things I don't understand.
Oh, aren't you the little scientist. Mr. Thirst-for-knoweldge.
You don't permit skronking.
We don't allow it - not for a minute.
So you don't want me to - skronk - is that the word?
We'd frown upon it.
So - if I know what it is, I can be aware - make sure I don't do it - by mistake.
One does not skronk - inadvertently. Oh no - no, no, no. Not by mistake.
But I might - if I had no idea what...
Look, this sign is not for you, all right? It is meant for - others - don't dwell on it - enjoy your - pie? - Pie? - Enjoy your banana cream pie.
That skronking has got to me.
I hope not - for your sake.
It's meant - the sign - is meant for -
Skronkers - they know who they are.
They see the sign.
We hope the do. They can't miss it.
And they don't - skronk?
They'd better not. The sign warns them that there will be...consequences.
Is this skronking?
Not by a long shot. No - please don't pursue this. You could go on all week, you're not going to get it.
No - ?
No.
Supposing...
Please - I have work.
Supposing - I did...skronk...by mistake - what would you do?
You see, you won't - That question proves that you won't. You're not a skronker. A skronker would never ask that question. He - or she - would know.
Things can be done - unawares. Someone has a bit too much to drink, okay? - They lose control - do things one would never imagine them doing - they sing bawdy songs, put on female clothing - pour ketchup on their -
You think skronking is something you do when you're ddrunk? Ho-ho - Think again, my friend. Skronking is...
What? What? Why is it such a deep dark secret?
It is not a dark secret. Why would we put up a public sign if it were such a dark secret?
Then what is it? What?
Tell me, do you have a good life?
Do I have...?
A pleasant life? Reasonably content?
I - suppose I...
No major problems - health - work - love - sex - drugs - alcohol - no major neuroses?
I think I'm all right - except for my curiosity - that always -
You're all right. Stay all right, all right? Don't go opening a can of beans. You're not a skronker - you don't skronk - be grateful - thank God - You're skronkless - Why borrow trouble?
How is it borrowing trouble? - Being aware? - Understanding the meaning of a -
Being aware puts it into your mind. You discover there is skronking - you learn the process of skronking - You become curious as to the effect of skronking, the pleasures of skronking? You skronk - once - just to try it - it's skronk-skronk-skronk-skronk-
So there are pleasures -
You see? - You see? - You're already nibbling at the pleasure part. You'd better watch out - I tell you this - seriously - You - could be a skronker - quite easily - You could - I've observed you - You've got potential - you're in danger - Quit now - get
I'm not frightened - of something I don't understand.
If you understood - and recognized within yourself - the potential - you might be truly frightened.
So - frighten me.
I won't - you frighten me - you do - that sign - it does apply to you - it does - you are - Just head that sign.
Hey, I just...
Not here - Not in here.
Look, I'm not a skron -
Whatever you are - or aren't - whatever you do - not here, all right - not here -