you'll never see them frown cuz they're the nicest kids in town
Hurry penny hurry the shows already started
Edna: four o'clock. Guess i dont need to ask who got detention again. Tracy turnblad, say hello to our guest.
Hello mrs pingleton
Link: and I'm....Link!
Oh, link! Kiss me again and again
Edna: well isn't she a lovely slim girl
I guess ambers pretty but she can't dance
Penny: Plastic little spastic!
Oh no look! Amber is wearing Link Larkin's council ring
Corny: cut school tomorrow and come on down to station WZZT to audition!
Its a dream of a lifetime I have to go audition
Wilber: How are my two funny honeys?
Daddy tomorrow I'm auditioning to dance on television!
Edna: And what did I tell you about that hair? All tatted up like a....
Mother, you are so fifties. Even our First Lady, Jackie B Kennedy, rats her hair
Wilbur: Tracy- this TV thing- you really want it?
Its my dream daddy
Wilber: you gotta think big to be big
Thanks daddy
Edna: Tracy come back here I've got hampers of laundry
But mama I wanna be famous
Edna: ...no, I wanted to design them. You deal with what life gives you. Now start folding
Ugh
mama I'm a big girl now is over. Enter tv station scene
Phew I thought we'd never get here Stupid bus crash
Penny: All my life I imagined what this place would look like. This isn't it
Hi there am I too late to audition
Penny: Tracy look! Its link!
Link Larkin So near yet so gorgeous
Amber: Tracy Turnblad!- what are you doing here?
I came to audition for corny
Amber: Aren't you usually in detention about now?
I cut school to come down here. Isn't that just too cool? Its always been my childhood dream to dance on the show
Lou Ann: what color is your princess phone?
Uh, three? Orange?
Velma: would you swim in an integrated pool?
I sure would im all for integration its the new frontier
Velma: not in Baltimore it isn't. you're free to go.
Uh thank you
Penny: I could tell they secretly liked you
Why do they have to be so mean i wear the latest fashions i keep up with all the styles im teasing my hair as high as i can will they give me a chance encouragement no all i ever hear is
Principle: Tracy Turnblad, once again your monumental hair-don't has seriously obstructed everyone's view of the blackboard. As principal of patterson park high i condemn you to three more days of detention
Detention is there no pity for a teen just trying to fit in
Seaweed: maybe you oughtnt try so hard
Excuse me youre in detention just about every time i am and i never see you complain
Seaweed: oh but i do. This is my way of complaining
Hey that moves swift
Seaweed: here's a little something something signified to say "hello my name is Seaweed J. Stubbs, and what's yours, baby?
That's unbelievable can i do that
Seaweed: I dunno, can you?
Hello my name is Tracy turnblad
Seaweed: fearless girl. You really got it goin on.
So do you!
Laura: of course he does, his mom is motor mouth maybelle
Your mom is motormouth maybelle the dj that makes you like royalty corny Collins is hosting the sophomore hop tomorrow if he saw me dancing like this with you maybe he'd put me on the show
So without further a do-do, let's do-do some dancing
Hurry seaweed the dance has already started they're doing the Maddison my favorite
Link: hey little darlin. Haven't we met somewhere?
Link Larkin just spoke to me ill never wash this ear again hi corny
Corny: hey cupcake. What's your name?
I'm Tracy turnblad
Corny: yeah! That was our dance of the week- "Peyton place after midnight" introduced to you by our brand new council member, miss Tracy Turnblad. Cozy up to old Corny and tell us about yourself Trrrrrrace.
Well i go to Patterson park high i watch your show and i do absolutely nothing else but someday i hope to be the first woman president or a rockette you gotta think be to be big
Corny: And if you were president, what would your first official act be?
Well id make everyday negro day
Corny: so trace tell us true- how would you like Link Larkin to sing a song just for you?
Amber: No!
Would i would i
Edna: yes. Thank you so much! I'm sure Tracy appreciates your vote for Miss Teenage Hairspray. Yes! And she loves you too. Very much. Whoever you are. Good-Bye!
Mama did you see did you see me
Edna: of course I did. It was on television. The phones been ringing like a telethon.
So youre not mad?
Edna: Mad? Honey how could i be mad? You're famous! Are you happy honey?
Yes mama and i think im in love
EdnA: I know. I've been following. And there goes again.
Hello? Yes, this is Tracy Turnblad. Hello Mr. Pinky
Edna: Mr Pinky? As in "Mr. Pinky's Hefty hideaway- quality clothes for quantity gals? That Mr. Pinky??
You wanna hire me as your exclusive spokes girl thats flattering but im afraid all business must go through my agent well be right over mr pinky
Edna: who? Me? Tracy Turnblad, fame has gone to your head and made you wacky.
Mother theres a great big world out there i know nothing about when things get rough a girl needs her mother
Link: it was just a cool way to end the song
Oh link if fate forces you to throw the ball at me seal it with a kiss
Penny: hi Tracy! Oh, (at seaweed) hello.
Seaweed this is my best friend, penny Lou pingleton
Link: knock it off, Amber.
Amber Von tussle you have acne of the soul
Link: Tracy? Tracy, how you doin? Gee, you're beautiful when you're unconscious
Where am i? Link? Wherever i am nobody change the channel
Seaweed: you better? For a second it looked like teen ange time
Oh link this is my friend seaweed
Penny: how you doin?!
How do you think i just got creamed infront of the whole school
Penny: i, too, feel not good. May I also come check it out?
Seaweed: you surely may.
Ive never been to north avenue before
Seaweed: don't worry its cool
What do you think link
I think getting to know you is the beginning of a whole lot of adventure
I feel so hip!
Edna: she'd be so proud. Remember, your grandma was a sufferagette
You havent heard the last from us Ms. Von Tussel. Well be marching again soon and now to the beat of a whole new era
Wilbur: its simple, really. I mortgaged the hardy har hut
Oh daddy
Wilbur: im not leaving without my daughter
It's ok, daddy they cant keep me here forever. Besides, ive got a lot to think about i might as well do it in solitary refinement
Link: Tracy, where are you?
Link over here
Link: shhh! Gee you look beautiful behind bars
It must be the low watt institutional lighting. What are you doing here?
Link: oh Tracy seeing you dragged off to jail brought me back to my senses. I couldn't eat, I couldn't sing. I couldn't concentrate
You couldn't eat
Link: i feel like such an idiot
That makes two of us
Link: would you consider wearing my ring?
Its beautiful. I have a good life. Great parents, my own room, three sweaters. But you know what ive been missing link?
(seaweed and penny) never set me free! No no noooo
Oh link ive got to get out of here. If only we had some hairspray and a zippo lighter
Link: ......and ive got some hairspray too
Link, what a special night! Your ring and our very own blowtorch
Motormouth: ...nationwide tv. And you're gonna be on it.
I cant put anymore of you in danger
Motormouth: and I've been looking at that door a lot longer than you
What door?
Amber: Gimme the crown, give me the flowers, and start bowing!
Not so fast, Amber. Look who's coming through the front door.
Velma: what? How did you?
The front door was wide open.
Edna: so what'd i miss?
Mama! We did it were on national Televison!