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Oh my lord! I don't know what to do, if I don't do this right I'll be as dead as a dodo!
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[Chirp]
Crickee?! In which possible way do I look like a dodo?! And by the way, you look like a beetle with a grape as a face!
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[Chirp]
Okay man, let's stop insulting each other and let's start brainstorming, 'cause if we don't, we gonna die! You hear me?!
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[Chirp]
What? The.. the fire?
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[Chirp]
Yeah, I don't know about you, but I ain't never seen no dodo breathing fire! So HA! Told you I was a dragon!
But, what about it?
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[Chirp]
Why in the world would I start getting wood right no-...
Oh my LORD! Crickee, you're a genius!
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[Looks for wood] Okay Crickee, I got the wood!
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[bends over and starts to blow] Uhh, Crickee... I know I'm a majestic dragon and everything, but HOW IN THE FREAKIN' WORLD AM I GONNA IGNITE THIS?!
Crickee? [Looks around] Crickee? Cri- OOWWHH
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[Starts fire] Holy smokes! We did it! THIS BABY IS ON FIRE!
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So Crickee, how do I look? [Does a sexy pose] Is my enormous silhouette lookin' sexy enough?!
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Good! Now I just gotta make sure I'm convincing! [Clears throat]
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[Chirp]
Wait! What?! She's already here? Guess I'm gonna have to improvise!
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Did I hear someone ask for a miracle! Lemme hear ya say, "Aaah!
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That's close enough!
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Get ready, Mulan, your seventeen halation is at hand, for I have been sent by your ancestors to guide you through your masquerade! [kicks crickee] C'mon, you're gonna stay, you're gonna work. [To Mulan] So heed my words, cause if the army finds out you're
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Who am I? WHO am I? I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu.
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Ah, I'm pretty hot, huh? [Immediately Khan steps all over him.]
[Coughs while lying on the floor]