Forever ends
I know it's today oo-oo-oo
Shrek: Wake up!
Uhl-uhl-uhl!
But wait, Sir Knight! I have long awaited this day! And I would'st first like to knowers the name of champion.
Sir, Shrek.... I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude.
Now holdest on, Sir Knight. Don't you want to savor this moment? It be-eth our first meeting. It must be a wonderful and romantic scene.
You didn't slay the dragon?
Dragon!
Fiona: Dragon
All: Run
I did it! You did it you did it you did it. You're amazing, you're wonderful, your ... A little on Orthodox I'll admit but thy deed is great, and thine heart is pure. I am eternally in your debt.
Donkey: Ahem
Where would a brave night be without his noble steed?
Donkey: all right! I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed! She thinks I'm a stead.
Well, sir Shrek, the battle is won. You may remove your helmet.
Shrek: Ahhh... no.
Why not?
Shrek: I have helmet hair.
Please, I Wouldest look up on the face of my rescuer.
Shrek: Oh no you wouldn't est
But... how will you kiss me?
Donkey: maybe it's a perk.
No-it's destiny. A princess is rescued by a brave night and then they share a true labs first kiss.
Donkey: with Shrek? You think that Shrek is your true love? Ha ha ha ha.
What is so funny
Shrek: well let's just say I'm not your type, OK?
Of course you are. You are my rescue were! Now, remove your helmet.
Shrek: look, I really don't think that's a good idea.
Just take off the helmet.
Shrek: I'm not going to.
Take it off!
Shrek: No.
Now!
You're... ogre?
You're not supposed to be an ogre.
Shrek: princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord far quad, OK? He's the one who wants to marry you.
Oh. Then why didn't he come rescue me?
Shrek: good question. You should ask him that when we get there tomorrow.
Tomorrow ? Oh my gosh, it's almost sunset
I didn't realize it was so late. We need to make camp.
Shrek: camp? But you just escaped!
Yes, and I found the whole ordeal quite exhausting. I need to rest immediately.
Shrek: that's unfortunate, because we're going to keep going.
I NEED TO FIND SOMEWHERE TO CAMP RIGHT NOW!!!
Donkey: Shrek! That's no place for a princess.
No, no it's perfect. Well gentlemen, I bid thee good night.
Donkey: want me to read you a bedtime story? Because I will.
I said GOOD NIGHT!