Spongebob the Musical

This fruit is home to one of the most fascinating sea creatures of all the yellow sponge

Good morning world and all who Inhabit it!

Song- when the sun shines down on a beautiful bikini bottom day

Good morning Patrick!

It's morning already?

Yep, and I'm singing an opening number!

Nothing rhymes with rock it's a typical bikini bottom day

No, Patrick, it's a beautiful day! And a lot of things rhyme with rock.

I don't think so

Sure: clock, smock, electroshock... Pop and lock!

Would you two please keep it down?

Good morning, Squidward!!

Idiots in stereo they never go away typical bikini bottom day

It's a great day, squidward! In fact, I'd say this could be the best day ever!

You say that everyday.

And it's always true! Bye, Patrick! See you at work, squidward!

This is sandy cheeks the scientist, hard at work on her latest invention.

Hi sandy!

What in chicken-fried tarnation was that?

I dunno, but I kinda liked it.

'Scuse me, spongebob. I'm gonna go power up the 'ok seis-o-mograph

I'm off to work too, at the greatest restaurant there is!

Just a typical bikini bottom day!

Good morning, ms. Mayor!

Pipe down I'm governing here!

Hello, mrs puff!

Spongebob please I amIt's spilled my kelp-accino

Heya Larry the lobster!

Watch where you're going, puny dude. I'm getting these claws swole!

Hi, old man Jenkins! Hello!!!

Get off my lawn!

Hello lawn! Hello street! Greetings maestro! Hello guy making all the sounds! Hello sky! Hello flowers! Hello...bikini bottom!!!!

Bikini bottom song ends...

I can't wait for another fine day at the finest eating establishment ever established for eating.

And here I thought it was a third rate greasepot

The finest third rate greasepot, where I am proud to be fry cook of the month.

You're the only fry cook.

There should be a prize for that too.

They're called the electric skates

Uh, mr krabs? If she doesn't want to be manager, I know someone who would be great for the job.

Um. Is that something we should worry about?

Nah.

Noooo! This means we're going to have to... close for the day.

I don't get why everyone's so worried. Sure, that volcano might destroy everything. But on the other hand, it might not.

When are you going to learn, spongebob? The world is a horrible place filled with fear, suffering and despair. Also dashed hopes, shattered dreams, broken promises and abject misery.

But, it's our horrible place... with the best abject misery there us! They'll see: everything's under control. Right?

It's all deranged no control

Don't you think you're being a little negative?

Spongebob, what are you doing out of your pineapple? Everyone's supposed to be inside!

It's going to be fine. The mayor said she'll handle it. And everyone knows you can always trust the government.

... it's gonna happen at sundown tomorrow!

Okay sandy, but

...which will completely destroy bikini bottom. The end is nigh.

The end end?

Tomorrow night

Tomorrow?

Aaaaaah!

Patrick! Patrick! You have to pull yourself together! Breathe...In, out, eyes here.

The end is coming the end is coming

Hey buddy, I get it. I get stressed out too sometimes. Like when mr krabs says I'm not manager material.

Manager material? You mean like polyester?

He said I'd never be more than a fry cook.

What? You are the most dependable, most responsible, most absorbent sponge I've ever met!

Thanks Patrick.

You just want some respect. I get that. I mean, I have a lot of great ideas, but no one ever pays attention to-

We're getting off topic, Patrick. The point is, we're gonna get thru this emergency together. And we don't need television, as long as we have... imagination!

Imagination

Right! BecauSe we're b f f

B f f

Best friends forever.

Just sounds better doing it together doing it with you!

Hey check this out. The incredible stretching sofa!

It's alive!! It got away! You okay?

Sure! What's a minor concussion between friends?

Ooo I have an idea...

I love me some bubbles in my bath

I love me some bubbles anywhere.

Okay, since you're so into bubbles, I'm gonna make you the biggest baddest bubble ever!

We can find a way to halt the exponential increase if pyroclastic flow in the subterranean magma chamber.

Yeah, what she said. What did she say?

It worked, karen. They listened to me. They treated me like I was their size.

Wait everyone- we can't just leave!

...Neptune's trident! There aren't enough clams in all bikini bottom to pay for this!

I guess we'll have to stay.

It won't be long before we kiss our bikini bottom goodbye.

We can't abandon our home.

They've made up their minds, spongebob. About me too.

You need to tell them again, we can use science to-

They're not going to listen to a land mammal.

We can't just give up.

No you're just a simple sponge

No, mr krabs! I'll find a way to stop that volcano! We'll use science like sandy said.

You are still a simple sponge

We can use her jet pack to get to the top! Wait, pretty sure it's only built for one.

See? You are a simple sponge.

We'll have to climb it, then. Patrick can help with that, he's super strong. Sandy's brains plus Patrick's brawn plus my...

Yes a very simple sponge.

I'm not sure what my thing is. But that won't stop me. When the going gets tough, this sponge gets going!

Scene 7 runs in

Hey mr krabs! Guess what? We won't have to leave bikini bottom after all! I'm putting together a team to save our town!

No.

Community?

Daddy! Money!

Excuse me, can I open my eyes now? Hey don't cry.

Breaking news: a giant Boulder is rolling down from mount humongous! And it's headed this way!

Don't worry I got it!

Spongebob get out of the way

I guess everyone was right. This will be the end... unless I can stop it. Gotta get my team together! You are not a simple sponge, you are not a simple sponge.

Scene 9

Get ready Patrick! I have a plan to save the town and I need your help. We're gonna climb the volcano and use science to stop it from blowing.

Huh? Sorry. I found this great belly button scratcher while I was packing, and we've been having a really nice time together

Patrick, I need to know: are you with me?

I'm right here, hello?

No I mean... are you with me metaphorically until we actually start the town saving?

I don't know what metaphorically means but yes I'm with you!

Then welcome to the team.

Our team needs a name. How about team... patbob

I prefer spongerick

Patbobspongerick?

I like it. Now we have to go get sandy, team member number three.

Mister star mister star

Were you expecting all these sardines?

Eeee!

What was that all about?

Who knows, but nice to get some respect for a change. Finally someone who understands: the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma-

Come on Patrick we have to go find sandy.

Sandy! Hey sandy!

We've been looking for you everywhere!

Did you not see the pitchforks??

It's terrible what they're doing. But that doesn't change the fact we have a volcano to beat- and we need you on the team. Brains. Brawn and though i may not have a special skill to bring to the table I'm coming too.

They don't want my help, they want me gone. And I can take a hint.

You can't leave. This is your home.

I've never really felt at home anywhere, really and now it's time to dig up my acorns again and push on.

Okay I understand you've gotta do what you e gotta do... acorns and all.

Song- there's no better time than now

After what that mobs done, I understand why you'd want to leave. But we need you. Patrick can help climb the volcano, but you have to handle the stopping it from erupting part. Because we have no clue how and time is running out really really fast. But no pressure.

Point is, this could work. I reckon I can have this bubble device built by tomorrow morning.

So you'll stay and help us?

Boys, I'm still gonna push in from this town o yours, but you're my friends. So first I say we give this idea a shot.

Three heroes to the rescue!

Look out world cause-

Hey squidward, good news. We're going to save bikini bottom!

What're you talking about?! Explain yourself, Rhombus slacks

Sandy's going to build an ingenious bubble device to stop the volcano

Did you say an ingenious bubble device to stop the volcano?

Yes, an ingenious bubble device to stop the volcano.

I'll work on a better name.

And all we have to do is climb to the top of mount humongous and drop it in!

You're kidding right? Nobody's ever made it to the top alive.

When you say nobody, do you mean that as a figure of speech or?

Patrick star! Patrick star!

Hey, do you hear that?

Patrick star! Patrick star! Patrick star!

It's the sardines...

Patrick star!

Sorry to interrupt but we have some very urgent business too...

End of sea star

No no no no no you can't leave! We have a mountain to climb!

That was before I was a savior

You said you'd be with me no matter what.

Unless I became a savior pretty sure I said that.

What about our team?

This is my moment, spongebob. Don't ruin it.

Okay then. Go. I don't need you.

You don't?

Nope. Forget about our team. It has a stupid name anyway.

You said you liked it! We'll I don't like you!

I don't like you more.

At least I don't live in a fruit!

At least I don't have a cone head!

At least I'm not square! Square square! Z so

Pink! Pink!

Yellow!

Fine!

We're out!

What're we going to do now? Patrick's the brawn. No way we get ho that mountain without him.

Here we see SpongeBob, sound asleep in his pineapple.

Oh Gary, I had a terrible nightmare. It seemed so real.

Meow

No, it's too crazy, I can't tell you.

Meow

Okay, okay. I dreamed the end was coming at sundown today...and Patrick abandoned me. Ha, told you it was crazy!

...and friends are abandoning friends

So it wasn't a dream? Noooooooooo...

Ten minutes later

oooooooooooooooooooooo...

One hour later

oooooooooooooooooooooooo..

Fifty Years later

ooooooooooooooooooooooo..

Meow?

This? Comes right off.

Meow

You're right. I have to pull myself together.

(Bikini Bottom Day Reprise 2 ends)

You need to be strong now Gary. If I dont make it back, and I may not, you have to go on without me.

Meow

And I carry you in mine, Gary. Always.

Freeze! State your name!

SpongeBob SquarePants. You know me.

All right then, move along.

No-Swim List? I don't understand. And is that a jellyfish on a stick?

Are they gone?

Yep

Then let's get moving while the coast is clear.

Do you have the ingenious bubble device to stop the volcan?

Took me all night, but its ready.

Will you look at that. The ingenious bubble device to stop the volcano.

Oh, I came up with a name too.: "The eruptor interuptor

Very catchy

Yeah?

Yeah.

cause I wasnt sure

I think the rhyme is great

Oh, good

Rolls off the tongue

Who doenst like a good rhyme?

I know I do.

To the mountain!

Heroes, march!

Let us now journey to Mount Humongous, towering above Bikini Bottom in all its great and fearsome majesty.

When you get right up to it, it looks even taller.

It sure does.

Hey, check out this sign."Voted most likely to kill you, seven years in a row.

That's quite an achievement

I can't do this.. I can't do this..

I'm scared too. But we have to keep going. Just remember the Number one rule of Karate.

Let not the sands of time seep into your shorts...for it shall chafe.

Keep your mind clear, your spirits strong, and your hands free.

What're you doing?

Spongebob grab my hand!

I can't reach, Sandy!

SpongBob!

Sandy!

SpongeBob where are you?

I don't know, but it's really dark

Hold on, I'll find you!

Sandy??

SpongeBob?

Sandy!WoaaaahahhhhWe did it! We did it!

Uh SpongeBob?

Yes, Uh Sandy?

Come on spongebob! This mountain won't climb itself!

Unless..

SpongeBob, it won't.

Good point. I'm right behind you.

Remember what I told ya: don't stop til you drop.

Yeah, let's definitely not drop.

We got this. Eyes on the prize.

Hey, is it me or is it getting pretty toasty up here?

FIIIRRRREEEEEE!!

Do you hear that?

It's an avalanche!

I'm slipping

I've got you! Hold on!

I think this is goodbye, Sandy. These are my last words.

No SpongeBob, please-

Look over there!

Those're your last words?

No- it's Patrick! and he's wearing your jetpack!

Spoooonnnngggeeebbooooobbbbbbb

pppppaaattttrriiiicccckkkkkkkYou came back

...but they're not really there for me. Not like you are.

Hey, we're BFFs. Being there for each other is what we do.

Uh Guys-

We're best friends and this is the friend dance! We're best friends and this is the friend dance!

This is real sweet but the town's gonna be toast if we don't hurry up.

All right team, let's move!

It's up to you now.

Look at that thing! I can't do this. Mr. Krabs was right: I am just a simple sponge.

No! You remember when we were stuck inside without TV?

Yeah?

That's what you bring to the team, SpongeBob. Management skills.

Really?

And you can do this.

Give me the Erupter InterrupterOkay

One...two...

Wait!! On three or after three?

I don't get the question

Like one two three, or one two three ugh

Yea, one two three ugh

Got it!One two three ugh

It's coming from down there.

They're all attacking each other!

Volcano or not, Bikini Bottom's gonna destroy itself.

If we don't stop this, they won't last for ten more minutes.

I have an idea.

We could roll down. Might hurt a little, but -

See? My ideas are worth listening to.

You can say that again.

Okay boys, let's do this thing!

Us, go!

Beginning of scene 12

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOPWhat are you doing?

They are?

Yes, we are. But thanks for worrying about our safety Plankton. Seems you're the only one with some decency left.

We made it to the top and dropped the bubble device into the volcano. In seven minutes we'll know if we saved the town.

But if you keep going like this, it won't matter either way. There wont be anything left to save!

Deep thoughts SpongeBob but-

I'M NOT FINISHED!!

You're all so scared for yourselves that you're turning against each other. That's just as dangerous as any volcano.

It doesn't have to be like this. We might only have seven minutes left, but we could make them the best seven minutes ever.

I told you SpongeBob: the worlds a horrible place filled with fear, suffering and despair. You didn't believe me.

I still don't. Just look at the sun. ... it's still shining. Look at the kelp. ... it's still kelpy. Look at us. ... We still have each other.

The suns about to set.

This is it every one.

It didn't erupt.

Look Sandy, bubbles. It worked just how you said.

Told you.

I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!

At the same salary of course.

We should celebrate! Let's have the concert

Ooh ooh, is mayonnaise an instrument?

Squidward, you'll be on clarinet, of course

Appreciate that. But i'm not sure I can trust yall again.

I know... But, give them another chance?

Please?

This is your home Sandy.

Someone get me a gui-tar

Okay everyone, places for the concert!Is this thing on? Thank you maestro. Are you ready to ROCK? One two three four