I laugh in the face of both of those things
Don't forget about us
Who are you
We're the chorus
It's kind of annoying
As long as we all agree, it's much faster this way.
Good thinking. Time is of the essence. As long as you don't start singing
But we heard this was a musical
Well it's not
It'd probably work better as a musical
What do you want? What are you doing here? We're very busy
We think what you and the slave are doing is stupid.
Is that right? And what makes you so qualified?
We're the chorus
So?
We're important
Where have you been this whole time
We were waiting for number 5
I still don't know why I should listen to you
We are the voice of reason. We are the voice of the people
These people?
Sure
They look kinda stupid from up here
Stupid enough to pay this much to see a show without any music or dancing
Why do you think what we're doing is stupid
Many reasons
Name one
It's not going to work
Name another
We're a little confused as to your policies
that's all you need to know
What about just wars
I say no wars at all
No wars? No matter what?
Peace is the only answer
But what if you're attacked? Shall you not defend yourselves?
How badly?
Badly
Now that's interesting
Just want to make sure we're clear
If we're attacked
Yes
Badly
Yes
Because we really have to get going
For now, we guess. If you need us, we'll be over here... lamenting
Who told you that?
Sorry
You really are in love with me, aren't you?
Sorry to interrupt. But we need to.
Voice of the people, that sort of thing
Did you miss us?
I forgot about you.
What about me?
the chorus, as a collective whole
But we're all individuals
Why are you speaking in unison
We told you, it's easier
We have a city to populate
Nice wall
Can we get on with it
Right. The thing is, we don't think you're in a position to be judging people
I'm not judging anyone
What about the people outside
They want to be citizens of my city
So now it's your city
It's always been my city
We thought you didn't want to be king
I don't
So, then stop acting like one and let the people in
Why should I let those people in
You shouldn't. You should keep those people out
But how am I supposed to know who those people are without judging them?
You won't
So what are you saying
We don't know
I don't know, we could always have intermissionThat'd buy us some timeExactly
Besides, we have to pee
And most awful things are true
You don't have to be so depressing. This is a comedy after all
I was about to make a point about the nature of theare
Which was
Now I lost my train of thought
What else is new
You think just because you're speaking in unison your voice is more important.
Yes we do. And yes it is
This is my only role
Don't you play Teiresias
Now get out. Out
So touchy
Or rather, where were they?
Under attack!
And that isn't right... That isn't right
They didn't come here to be lectured, they came here to laugh
Your welcome
If you keep Teiresias on stage the whole time, Aristotle can never come back
I have to go now
We'll see you later
I guess
Call us
Where is that kooky chorus anyway
We're right here
I missed ya
Really? You mean it
Sure
C'mere Group hug